i have the most absurd mother in the world! i was starvin like mad just now, and guess what my mum gave me for dinner?! one plate full of cabbages! ARGH!
she says i cant eat rice, cos rice is carbo, and carbo makes me fat. #$#!#^&($ she says there'd be no more rice for me until i shed some weight. argh. MADNESS. den she added on that if i continue eatin at this rate, i would not fit in my clothes within a few months. argh. and she asked if i wanna drink what slimmin tea. YUCKS. super gross can. there's no way im gonna drink it. argh. im gonna sue her for ill-treatin me. AH!
WHOSE MUM IS AS MAD AS MINE?!